Grandpa Got Run Over by a Youma

Sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer". These adjusted lyrics by Naru-chan ^_~. We understand that the song is intended as a pun and in fun and the events portrayed within are unlikely to happen in keeping with the anime and manga series. These things are come up with on late nights at college ^^;; No offense intended. The original song can be found here

Chorus:
Grandpa got run over by a Youma
Walking round the temple sweeping leaves
You can say there's no such thing as Youma
But as for Rei and Mako they believe

He'd been drinking too much saki
And Rei begged him not to go
But he forgot about the youma
As he staggered out to the door to Tokyo

When we found him the next morning
At the scene of the attack
There were hoof prints on his forehead
And incrimating claw marks on his back

Chorus:
Now we're all so proud of Rei-chan
She's been taking this so well
See her in there reading fortunes
Brewing tea and making charms that sell so well

There's no hentai without Grandpa
All the girls in skirts are back
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we cartwheel in the yard or dress in black?
DRESS IN BLACK

Chorus:
Now the temple's on the market
Rei's moving to Tenth Street
And her white and red kimono
Ended up in a Goodwill's discount bin

We've warned all our friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
Tokyo should put out warnings
About giant rampant monsters who give us Hell!

THE END

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