Chorus:
Grandpa got run over by a Youma
Walking round the temple sweeping leaves
You can say there's no such thing as Youma
But as for Rei and Mako they believe
He'd been drinking too much saki
And Rei begged him not to go
But he forgot about the youma
As he staggered out to the door to Tokyo
When we found him the next morning
At the scene of the attack
There were hoof prints on his forehead
And incrimating claw marks on his back
Chorus:
Now we're all so proud of Rei-chan
She's been taking this so well
See her in there reading fortunes
Brewing tea and making charms that sell so well
There's no hentai without Grandpa
All the girls in skirts are back
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we cartwheel in the yard or dress in black?
DRESS IN BLACK
Chorus:
Now the temple's on the market
Rei's moving to Tenth Street
And her white and red kimono
Ended up in a Goodwill's discount bin
We've warned all our friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
Tokyo should put out warnings
About giant rampant monsters who give us Hell!
THE END